你在舞台演的丑角，是鼻子上一块白，八字眉，三角眼，前贲楼，后马勺，屁大嘴，猪耳朵。丑的一无是处！
你在舞台的台词，成为我出口成章的名言。
走啊！城隍庙老地方，他大舅他二舅都是他舅，高桌子低板凳都是木头，走一步退两步全当没走，------
你在舞台上的朝天凳，成为剧团的经典。
你一定是把腿上的筋抽掉了，一个腿朝天，便是一片叫好的掌声！你是怎样练成的？已成永远的秘密。
你在台下，当木工做布景，问汽车司机要煤油给剧团老师们做饭用，给张三做媒，给李四送暖，把个剧团每个人都当你家人了！
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那年，河边练功，你一个跟头低得离地一巴掌高！窝到地上把胳膊脱臼了，那一瞬间，二丑的台词来了！哇，还真哭了，眼泪如雨，倾盆大雨！韩老师，快来救救我吧，我家里还有一个老婆三个娃，全靠我吃喝拉撒！今天要是完了蛋，一家大小嘴朝天！要是今天归了西，老婆一定是人家的！此时，只听一声大吼，闭嘴！韩老师把他的胳膊向下一拉，向上一推，只听嘎巴！那个掉了的胳膊竟然好了！
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改革开放的那年，你拍了胸脯对领导说，没问题，咱县罐头厂的产品我推销，我家在长安，那里人傻钱多没妈哒！
领导信了他，便一个卡车拉了双河罐头厂的货，直奔长安！
不成想，改革开放的头几年，长安的经济还不是那么发达，要罐头的人多，没钱，便打欠条，今天你欠我的，明天我欠他的，经济账搞得一塌糊涂！有一天，实在没有生意，二丑便支起了麻将桌，打牌赢罐头！硬是把销售罐头变成一场追杀讨账的活话剧！一群讨账的把二丑的家围了个水泄不通，二丑的功夫好直接飞到房顶，砖头瓦杂飞向二丑，躲来躲去一个脚没能站稳，人下去了！一条腿断了！有人报警了，警察来把他送医院，后来拉到监狱，折腾到人不行了，又拉会他家，躺在床上，老婆不给吃，不给喝，艰难的每日流泪，嘴里天天念念不忘的是剧团！各个老师叫了个遍！想念，想念！想起可怜的小虎，不知现在如何了，便把自己的儿子名字改为【小虎】后，便永远的离开人世。
我最最敬爱的老师，二丑！我永生永世都会记得你，你对我的爱，竟然用我的名字给你的儿子！我无言以对。
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你长的很丑，但是你的心很美！
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